Why did the ninja bring his Japanese ninja sword to the office? Because he heard there were a lot of “cutting edge” business strategies he needed to slice through!Why did the ninja take his sword to the grocery store? To slice prices in half!Why do ninjas make the best sushi chefs? They can slice and dice with their swords faster than you can say “ninja roll”!Why are ninjas so popular at birthday parties? They can cut the cake and pop the balloons with a single swipe of their sword!What do you get when you cross a ninja with a gardener? A lawn care expert who can trim your hedges and your enemies in one swift stroke!
